Dear bald chef at Steveston Pizza,
You were right. The salmon pizza (“Mist”) was freakin’ amazing. Thanks for the recommendation.
Everyone else: if you’re anywhere near Steveston Pizza, stop dithering and pick up the phone to order something awesome.
(Edit: Let me interrupt this pizza-eating session to point out: this is REAL frickin’ crab on my pizza. Real crab and real smoked salmon. Nice.)