Category: life

Topics concerning that thing known as ‘real life’ and not virtual worlds.

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Fuzzy bunny porn

I’d just like to take a moment to express my disappointment with Google. Before I changed my URL, my page rank was a solid 6/10. Now that I’m at www.endofline.ca, I’m 0/10. The content is the same… why is the site less important now?

And I miss all of the wacky search requests. I rarely get any since I moved. Oh, I still get the usual requests for “penguin belly button rings”, “chimps on penguins”, “hopping lego robots”, and “chunkylover53”, but the really weird ones are few and far between. Or maybe my definition of “weird” has changed after a year of blogging.

Also, there seems to be a preponderance of animal-related searches. Here are a few:

Nope. Nothing weird there.

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RoboHelp X4

This morning I had the opportunity to test the new RoboHelp X4 — the application you use to create online help systems.

Isn’t it very sad that I actually get excited over their new conditional text feature? I’m such a… a… tech writer. Sigh.

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Eau de fromage putréfié

The morning commute was made especially enjoyable by a garbage truck that leaked evil-smelling fluids along several blocks of Robson Street. The morning air was rich with a smell that I can only describe as a combination of rotting goat cheese, dead skunks, and a hint of orange peel.

That’s a combination that only gets better on hot pavement.

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40W: The Fridge Light That Wouldn’t Die!!!

Do you ever wonder what happens to the light when you close the refrigerator door? It turns out, doesn’t it? But have you ever checked it? Maybe you should… because one time, in a freak accident of sinister forces, it became…

THE FRIDGE LIGHT THAT WOULDN’T DIE!!

Oooooh. Scaaaaaary.