To our American friends south of the border as well as Alaska and Hawaii (aka the “freak” states), Happy Fourth of July. Eat, drink, and be merry.
Have iron, will travel
Let’s see… My shirt’s ironed, shoes polished. Puttin’ on my top hat. Tyin’ up my white tie. Brushin’ off my tails — well maybe I’ll leave those behind this time.
Hey! I forgot my trousers, Grommit!!
I hit the road this morning, travelling all the way to… well, all the way to the other side of town. Why is it that I only ever need to wear “business casual” when the weather is obviously too warm for anything but “sweaty casual”?
A friendly note…
To the gentleman on the sixth floor who prefers to use the middle urinal:
- Given the choice of three available urinals, why do you use the middle one? Do you really like standing shoulder-to-shoulder when you pee?
- Next time you go to the loo, please step forward another four inches because you’re leaving a disgusting puddle on the floor. I’d expect better aim from a drunk, one-armed chimp with an inner-ear disorder.
That is all.
Mooooooo, y’all
Have you been avoiding Canadian beef? Better check your facts…
According to an article on Canada.com (Mad cow case could have roots in imported American cattle, says report), American officials have known since June 12 that the BSE-infected cow could have originated in the US.
Food for thought.
Contest entry by Purple Fish
Well, Purple Fish has taken the “Captain’s log” to a… um… whole new level. Put your cheeks together for the latest entry in the First Annual Endofline.ca Hyper-Intelligent Space-Penguins’ Choice Blogiversary Contest!
Untitled script by Purple Fish
Bonus points for a gratuitous reference to Mr Flibble.