The secret of my filing system

As many passers-by have commented, my cubicle has an impressive amount of paper in it. Reams of printed matter tower high and teeter over the edges of my desk. If one isn’t careful and moves too quickly, the breeze can start a snowstorm of pages. It’s quite a beautiful thing to behold. Like a snow globe, but with bulleted lists and diagrams.

You may ask me, then, how I stay organized. The secret is this: I let the sheets accumulate until nobody can remember why they were printed in the first place. I then neatly file those ones into the pile on the floor. Once that pile is tall enough to pose a hazard to navigation, I slip them into the recycle bin, from which they’ll be shredded, pulped, re-milled into copy paper, and the entire process will start anew.

In this way, I like to think that here in my cubicle is a small part of the greater mysteries of the cycle of life.

Couch crisis averted!

(Drumming fingers on desk impatiently.)

As you may know, if you’ve read this blog before, I’ve been living couch-less for several months after I started an ill-concieved plan to replace my old futon frame. After removing portions of the frame from my living room, procrastination (and budget issues) left most of its pieces in the hallway, gathering dust.



But the Couch Crisis will soon be at an end. Within hours — or possibly even minutes — the IKEA delivery van will drop off my new “MYSINGE” sofa. Already I’m looking forward to lounging, sogging, slouching, vegetating, lolling, and maybe even a bit of layabouting.

What? “Layabouting” is a perfectly cromulent word.

Update…

K’plagh! After a pitched battle with strangely-shaped pieces of unusual cunning, I am victorious! I have assembled the couch and am now typing this blog entry with the laptop perched on the side table. Tonight, I celebrate with a barrel of blood wine and live gagh.

An observation

I’ve noticed that, due to being afflicted with a short span of attention, there are a great many things that I’ve started, but never quite

Cubey’s geeking out again

Alright, so I’m heading into the weekend well-armed with movies. I have Star Wars on DVD, Farscape episodes, and a couple of MST3K movies. I may not see the light of day.

DVDs by Canada Post

On March 5, I complained that Netflix, the internet video rental service, wasn’t available here in Canada. Well I didn’t have to wait long for someone else to fill the void. In comes Zip.ca, which claims to let you rent an unlimited number movies, four at a time, for about $25/month.

So far, I’ve built a “Zip List” of a couple dozen DVDs that I’d like to see, and I’m very impressed with their catalog. Zip has lots of movies that the local video shop wouldn’t touch (i.e., anything that requires you to think). I especially like their specialty lists (top 25 Canadian films, top international films, etc.) and their sub-categories. The science fiction category has eleven sub-categories! Geek heaven!

Here’s how it works. You create a large list of movies that you’d like to rent. This “Zip List” shows their availability and lets you prioritize them. When the movies are available, they’ll send them out by Canada Post along with a postage-paid return envelope. When you feel like returning them, mail them back, and Zip sends you next movies in your list.

I’ll see if this works out. Already I can see potential problems with ordering multi-part DVDs. I put the first five Farscape discs on my list, but Zip mailed #4 and #5 first. Doh!

The best part for me… no late fees. Ha! Take that, Blockbuster!