Early morning fire

Apparently I’ll sleep through pretty much anything. As reported by Sabine in her blog, in the early hours of the morning, flames tore through my neighbour’s house across the street, and fire crews battled the blaze as flames shout out through the roof. Or so I’m told. I didn’t witness this, because someone didn’t feel that it was important enough to wake me for.

This morning my neighbors are assessing their loss and picking through the debris for possessions. I can only imagine how that must feel, to lose your home and everything you own. They’re on the street now, with only the clothes on their back and a few sooty blankets. No one seems to have been injured, fortunately. I just hope they have a place to stay while they get their lives in order.

McBabel

While ordering a McEvil McBreakfast at McDonald’s this morning:

CASHIER: Hi. Can I take your order please?

CUBICLE DWELLER: Yes, I’d like a BLT bagel meal to go, please. With black coffee.

CASHIER: Is that the meal or just the bagel?

CUBICLE DWELLER: The meal. With black coffee.

CASHIER: Would you like to Super Size that?

CUBICLE DWELLER: No.

CASHIER: With cream or sugar?

CUBICLE DWELLER: No. Black, please.

CASHIER: And will that be for here or to go?

The fuzzy logic of a byte-ing bear

Lately I’ve been haunted by nightmares of a teddy bear with a PC in its belly. It just sits there with a little furry smirk on its face, and its belly growls with the sound of a disk drive and fan. Have I gone loopy? No, I just stumbled across PENFOLD’s Case Mods.

PENFOLD's Case Mods

Modified computer cases (or “mods”) are quite the rage these days, probably due to Apple’s stylish new design for the iMac. Modding a PC, I suppose is a clear case (heh) of Mac envy, but it’s so tempting to tear apart that ugly off-white box and turn it into something better — something that at least looks like it belongs in a home rather than a science lab.

So that gots me a-thinkin’… what could I do to my trusty ol’ Dell? True, I don’t have any oversized teddy bears on hand, and neither do I have any metalworking skills, but surely there’s some easy way to disguise a PC case. Maybe I’ll build one out of LEGO.

Anyway, here are more sites on PC mods:

FrozenCPU.com

MODTHEBOX!

EnVaDoR.CoM

Casejunkies.com

When Google searches go terribly wrong!

When I woke up this morning, my mind was a blank. That’s right… I’m a walking zombie. No amount of coffee can start my brain working. I have no opinions on anything this morning, which means there’s nothing much to blog about. Which means it’s time for the secret weapon: When Google Searches Go Terribly Wrong.

Here are only a few of the searches people have used to find Cubicle Dweller:

significance of 7 eleven

I don’t know, maybe it signifies overpriced snack foods and aging sandwiches. Hardly a deep philosophical question.

penguin recipe

At last, a search request I help someone with! See my blog on the Cubicle Dweller Sandwich.

describe penguin meat
Well, I hear it tastes like chicken, and it’s good in a sandwich.

lamp shaped like a chicken

Sorry. I just have a lamp shaped like a thingy. And if Baldrick were here, he’d point out how ironic it is that he’s got a thingy shaped like a lamp.

anal alien abductions painful

Yes, I’ve heard that kidnapping uptight aliens can be painful.

monkeys flashing people animation

Why?? WHY??

view the person without using the webcam

Well, if you’re in the same room, try looking at them. Otherwise, it’s called telepathy.

Blackadder ‘Poo poo’ script

Typical Blackadder… the humour is as subtle as being hit by a truck. Hmm. “Truck”. That sounds a little bit rude. It sounds a little bit like f—