This link posted by Zel had my blog persona rolling on the floor with laughter. Meanwhile, I was patiently sitting at my desk waiting for him to shut up and let me post this entry.
Where was I? Oh yes. The link: Engrish The Two Towers Captions.
This is an actual subtitle on a pirate copy of The Two Towers.
Other notable lines include:
“I bring word from Elfron the River of Death”
“Gandolf foogray that was my name”
“Aragon, son of Haratron and Borodel of Gondor”
“my lord Gandlof foorgray is coming”
“no I have to do Sam”
…and the classic…
“Bring your pussy face to my ass”.
Oh my.