Never complain if he comes home late…

We all need a little guidance in our lives, to improve our self-confidence and make life more pleasant for those to whom we’re enslaved. This self-improvement gem from a 1955 issue of Housekeeping Monthly came to me via the Second Life forums: The Good Wife’s Guide.

Housekeeping Monthly: The Good Wife's Guide
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I especially like this one: “Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him.” Because that might help you smother the deep-seated resentment that you’ve been harbouring for years.

This is either seriously funny or seriously disturbing.