- The trouble with cheese is that you can’t carry it in your wallet.
- If you’re out in the desert and you pour water all over your notebook computer, you’ll get very thirsty.
- Although hamsters are terrific fun to play with, you should never, ever eat one.
- Fishing is a good way to relax and appreciate nature. However, it’s not a good idea to trick other animals into swallowing pointy metal things.
- Polar bears never hunt penguins, and you shouldn’t need to ask why not.
- If someone asks you “how’s it hangin'”, they probably don’t actually want the real answer.
- Avoid squid-based snacks.
- “Righty-tighty, Lefty-loosy” is applicable to both screws and politics.
- Wax lips aren’t nearly as much fun as you might think.
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