Why, it would be an honour

I feel… deeply honoured. Honoured that of all people in the world, they have turned to me for help.

Today I received an urgent appeal from a Mr. Steve Lukas on behalf of Her Excellency Mrs. Gbagbo of the Ivory Coast. Mr. Lukas explains,

During this melee however, the wife of the President, Her Excellency, Mrs Gbagbo was able to airfreight to Europe the sum of Fifty Million United States Dollars ($50m) because of her fears of not knowing the outcome of this conflict. She was assisted by one of the friendly countries who came to evacuate her citizens from this troubled spot. It was airfreighted in luggages labelled as “diplomatic valuables”. It is currently with a courier security firm in Europe. Those who airfreighted it and the security firm now in position of it are not aware of the contents.

Sequel to this development, I, STEVE LUKAS an attorney by proffession have been mandated by the first lady to look for an honest and a reliable foreign partner who will cliam the fund deposited with the security company, lodge it in his name in his designated bank and if the need arises, he can also help invest the fund in real estate or any other business/s that yields high returns.

How could I, in good conscience, not help these noble and honest people, who are so obviously not part of that infamous Nigerian e-mail scam?