When (penguin) searches go terribly wrong

I seem to be one of the Internet’s foremost experts on penguins, according to the search engines. Here are some of the penguin-related search requests I’ve had:

  • naked penguins
  • phobias penguins
  • photos of chubby penguins
  • lear about penguins
  • roast penguin recipe
  • penguins insanity
  • funky penguins
  • penguin belly ring

At least there were fewer requests this month for pictures of naked people.