When Google searches go terribly wrong!

When I woke up this morning, my mind was a blank. That’s right… I’m a walking zombie. No amount of coffee can start my brain working. I have no opinions on anything this morning, which means there’s nothing much to blog about. Which means it’s time for the secret weapon: When Google Searches Go Terribly Wrong.

Here are only a few of the searches people have used to find Cubicle Dweller:

significance of 7 eleven

I don’t know, maybe it signifies overpriced snack foods and aging sandwiches. Hardly a deep philosophical question.

penguin recipe

At last, a search request I help someone with! See my blog on the Cubicle Dweller Sandwich.

describe penguin meat
Well, I hear it tastes like chicken, and it’s good in a sandwich.

lamp shaped like a chicken

Sorry. I just have a lamp shaped like a thingy. And if Baldrick were here, he’d point out how ironic it is that he’s got a thingy shaped like a lamp.

anal alien abductions painful

Yes, I’ve heard that kidnapping uptight aliens can be painful.

monkeys flashing people animation

Why?? WHY??

view the person without using the webcam

Well, if you’re in the same room, try looking at them. Otherwise, it’s called telepathy.

Blackadder ‘Poo poo’ script

Typical Blackadder… the humour is as subtle as being hit by a truck. Hmm. “Truck”. That sounds a little bit rude. It sounds a little bit like f—