In an effort to practice for being a grumpy old man, here’s a list of things that bug me.
- People driving in front of me who signal a turn after they enter the intersection, and then take a very long time making the turn.
- Those smooth and extra-slippery plastic chopsticks that you get at cheap restaurants. Can’t they afford the wooden ones?
- People at the chashier who don’t take out their wallet until they actually hear the price read to them. And then they take forever to find it. Was it a surprise that they needed money for the cashier?
- Microsoft Windows.
- People who make a turn using both the turning lane and the one next to it.
- Those cretins who break into my obviously empty car.
- Daytime TV.
- People who take daytime TV very, very seriously.
- People who want to use nuclear weapons to prevent other countries from developing WMDs.
- Mindless flag-waving.
- Mindless flag-burning.
- The fact that there’s probably a way to do what I want with XML, but it’s probably excessively difficult and geeky.
- People who use their blogs to write inane lists of things that bug them. Like anyone cares! Grow up already.
So there you go. One of these days, I’ll write a list of shiny, happy, fun things that make me feel all warm and fuzzy like a little fuzzy bunny tralala et cetera et cetera. Until then, piss off.