There will be no Smarch

The Cubicle Poll results are in. When asked the question, Are you in favour of twelve 30-day months per year, rounded out with a new 5-day month of togas, cold beverages, and unusual snacks?, only 50% responded Yes, while 46% responded “Mmm. Unusual snacks.” We failed to make a clear majority by only 1%.

I promise, however, in the greatest Canadian tradition there is, to keep putting this question to a vote until I get 50% plus 1.

For now, I’ll just go console myself with some unusual snacks.