There once was a man from Peru

I know I have an opinion about something, but I can’t quite decide what it is. When I figure that out, I’ll probably rant about it for several paragraphs.

Until then, however, I’ll just post this limmerick. I woke up with this going through my head, and I don’t know where it came from. Is that a sign that I’ve lost my marbles? Probably.

There once was a man from Peru

Who dreamed he was eating his shoe

He woke with a fright

In the middle of the night

And found it was perfectly true.

Yes. Send the men in white coats.