Want to know the secret to the rich, full-bodied flavour of Terrabucks fine coffees? Maybe you should take a look behind the door in the back…
It looks like a washroom… like any other. But behind the door is the terrible secret. The genetic experiment gone HORRIBLY WRONG!
Merge the DNA of an ordinary penguin with the DNA of a coffee bean, and you get.. the COFFEE PENGUINS OF COSTA RICA!!! They are raised inland, in the best coffee-growing regions. Then they are captured and shipped north to the major metropolitan areas of North America, where they are tapped for their rich fluids.
The truth is out there.