In honour of Penguin Awareness Day, which may or may not be an actual thing, I’ve decided to share my book “Raised by Penguins”. A friend calls it “a good toilet book,” by which I assume — and hope — she meant that it’s in brief entries that are just the right length for doing one’s business.
So here it is. Feel free to download it, share it, print it, then burn it in disgust. Raised by Penguins.
To save it for offline reading, right-click that link and choose Save Link As or whatever variant of that your browser offers.