It’s not often that a person’s dream is fulfilled.
I have often considered adopting a healthier diet. Yet, like many people, I enjoy a cold one after a long day at the office. How could I abandon such a simple pleasure?
As it turns out, I needn’t have agonized over this dilemma. Reading an article on Canada.com, I learned that beer can help lower blood pressure, reduce the risk of coronary-artery disease, and is loaded with B-vitamins.
There are limits to its goodness, however: men can have only two beers a day (and only one for women). Not a problem. If I drink beer every second day only, I can have two days’ worth — four beers — all at once. Or maybe I’ll avoid drinking beer all week, and on Saturday, I can have fourteen! And if I abstain from the suds for a whole month then I’m entitled to 62 cold ones! Woooo!
This actually brings up a serious problem for teetotallers. If a guy hasn’t had a beer in two years, for example, then for the sake of a healthy diet, he’s pretty much obliged to drink 730 of them in one sitting.
If you haven’t had a beer for a while, please… consider the consequences to your health. Don’t fall behind on your beer quota.