Some odd subject lines that caught my eye:
how come you was not there
(Maybe because your bad grammar is pissing me off?)
RE: you coming to dinner tomorrow night?.. –
(Um. No. But it’s a kind offer.)
FURRY NAKED BARNYARD FRIENDS!!!!
(Er… I don’t know what kind of farms you’ve been to, but most animals I’ve seen don’t wear clothes. Apart from cartoon characters, that is.)
Amazing Formula Adds 3 Inches in 10 Days!
(Gosh, I *would* like to be taller!)
Discover Everything You Ever Wanted To Know…..
(Like how to make you stop spamming me?)
Don’t leave your footprints on the Internet
(Sorry. I always forget to wipe my feet before logging on.)