While ordering a McEvil McBreakfast at McDonald’s this morning:
CASHIER: Hi. Can I take your order please?
CUBICLE DWELLER: Yes, I’d like a BLT bagel meal to go, please. With black coffee.
CASHIER: Is that the meal or just the bagel?
CUBICLE DWELLER: The meal. With black coffee.
CASHIER: Would you like to Super Size that?
CUBICLE DWELLER: No.
CASHIER: With cream or sugar?
CUBICLE DWELLER: No. Black, please.
CASHIER: And will that be for here or to go?