Today, I bring you Part Two in the epic cubicle drama that I call “lunch”.
In the end, I couldn’t decide if I wanted maki or negiri sushi, so I bought the sushi combo. It’s got bits of all kinds of raw fish in it.
I think I’ll start with the tuna. Mmm. Cold, soft, and squishy. Just the way I like it. This always reminds me of those scenes in The Two Towers in which Gollum eats the whole raw fish. Yummy fishessss.
Cucumber maki? I really don’t see the point of cucumber maki. If I wanted vegetables, I’d go to a salad bar.
And now, some salmon. I’ll just put some wasabi on this one.
Mmm. Salmo–
Aaaaa!! Wasabi…stings… hot!! Sinuses… burning!!! Eyes… watering!!! Must drink miso–
AAAAA!!! Scalding miso!! Tongue burnt!!! Cool it with slice of mackerel!!
AAAAAAAAAA!!! Chopsticks slipped!! Mackerel up nose!!!
Wasabi-sneeze coming on… aaaaaa….;laksjf edl;e;oi 99e7fpo9uq2 ;
Nooo!! The mackerel exploded from my nose at high speed and splattered all over my keyboard.
Here comes the manager. Must act normal. I think I’ll just bring this lunch to a close.