On my way to the cube farm this morning, I spotted the same woman that I saw on August 21. And she did it again. At the boulder by the soccer field, she bent over and planted a kiss on it.
It’s not even a very attractive boulder — it’s all angular and pointy. Maybe to another chunk of granite, it’s a real hunk. But I personally don’t get it.
Am I missing something? Is this a religious observance that I should be aware of? Is it a fad, like pet rocks? Or does she hope that one day, the boulder will be able to return her affections?
Somebody help me out with this one.