An MSN Messenger conversation with my brother:
Steve says: i just got back from Shabusen. i’m full of tuna sashimi.
Matt says: mmmmmmm. i haven’t had good sashimi in oh…forever. the last trip to MEC destroyed my fancy eatin’ fund. the only fancy eatin’ i been doin’ is when mum and dad came to town. sigh. oh well…i like grilled cheese.
Steve says: grilled cheese is good stuff. it contains a full helping of vitamin G
Matt says: mmm, cheese sweat. i was grilled cheesin’ it up the other day, and hit an actual pocket of liquid cheese fat. it was by far the most revolting experience i’d had in hours.
Steve says: you haven’t tried the ‘New York Deli’ pizza from Panagopolous, have you?
Matt says: negatory…
Steve says: it’s mozza, cheddar, and five different fatty meats.
Steve says: when you get the box, the grease has completely soaked through.
Steve says: a slice can kill a grown man
Steve says: that is, if you freeze it first and ram it into his neck.
Steve says: it takes practice and a lot of training to kill a man with a slice of pizza
Steve says: but i digress
Matt says: i done it a few times, back in ‘nam, when the ammo was running low.
Steve says: i wonder what other foods could be a lethal weapon
Matt says: carrots for sure, too. all those pointy root vegetables. octopus? you could use the suckers to give a lethal hickey.
Steve says: ooh. that would be a horrible way to go.
Matt says: good lord. i can’t think of it.
Steve says: spagetti?
Matt says: if you braided a whole bunch of spagetti noodles together to make a rope…