Over the last few days, my web site traffic has just about tripled. Why? Two reasons.
- First, I mentioned Premier Campbell’s arrest in Maui. Google now considers me a leading authority on the subject, and sends people here looking for Campbell mug shot t-shirts.
- Second, I foolishly mentioned that Homer Simpson’s e-mail address was “chunkylover53@aol.com”. I’ve had dozens of request for that alone. Doh!! If you’re reading this to find out what the scoop is on Homer’s e-mail, then according to Darren, who e-mailed me today, there’s an autoreply set up on that account to send back “Hello Internet Nerd”. My mesage just bounced, to my great disappointment. I would have like to get in touch with Homer, but I’m sure he’s a busy guy now that his e-mail’s public knowledge.
So if you arrived here looking for Gordon or Homer, you’re barking up the wrong tree. But feel free to browse around the site.