Well it looks like McDonald’s has brought back their Hockey Hero Sandwich:
three ground beef patties
onions, lettuce, tomato
“Cheese Slices” (processed cheese-like product)
“Pepper Jack Cheese” (more processed cheese-like product)
“Mayonnaise-style Sauce”
all on a “Homestyle Bun”
According to their website, this behemoth burger weighs in at 283 grams and contains 40 grams of fat and 68 milligrams of cholesterol… if you trust those figures. That’s almost two-thirds of a pound of… foodlike matter.
Then add to that the Supersize fries: 178 grams containing 27 grams of fat and 12 milligrams of cholesterol.
Hockey hero? What self-respecting athelete would come within ten feet of this grease-saturated monstrosity? A sumo hero, maybe.