Dilbert dreams

Here’s a sign that I need time away from my cubicle. I had a Dilbert dream last night. It wasn’t a long one — only three black-and-white panels like the comic strip — but it was definitely a Dilbert dream. This doesn’t bode well.

Here’s how it went:

  • First panel: Dilbert meets the new employee who can go into “stealth mode” and become invisible.
  • Second panel: Nobody can find Stealth Guy.
  • Third panel: Dilbert is at his desk, and stealth guy is standing behind him, clapping. Punch line: Dilbert says, “He lauds me.”

Yeah, I don’t get it either.