What if you had a Monday and nobody came? I’m beginning to feel like I’m just too much of a keener this morning. I showed up at 7:30 and was surprised to see that my coworker wasn’t here yet — usually she arrives before me. An hour later, both of the other tech writers are usually here too. Still no one. Weird.
Did I miss an announcement? Did somebody cancel Monday? I’m going to get to the bottom of this.
I half-expect Rod Serling to step out of a cubicle and start narrating, “Stephen Cavers expected to arrive at an ordinary cubicle on an ordinary Monday, but instead he arrived in… The Twilight Zone“.