1:00

After the install crashed, I had to restart it. It’s now happily churning away.

At this point, I have to say that, even though I gripe about the–

Oops. As I was typing that, there was another fatal error. Looks like I won’t be able to install Linux.

I have to say, they have a long way to go before they’re even remotely user-friendly. I have at least some experience with computers and disk partitions, and it’s still impossible for me to install.

I’m very close to giving up.

12:30

First problem. It won’t let me install the GUI interface — apparently I need a minimum of 256MB of RAM. I was under the impression that system requirements for Linux were less than Windows.

So I’m stuck with text only. And I haven’t a clue what the command syntax is. Oh this will be fun.

Bye bye, Bill

Well, today’s the day. Today I finally get to thumb my nose at Microsoft and install the penguin instead. That’s right– I’m moving to Linux.

Of course there’s only one small problem. Ha! Actually there are a lot of problems, but they all stem from the fact that I know nothing — abso-freakin-lutely nothing — about Linux.

I’m a DOS guy. I know DOS inside and out, backwards and forwards. If you looked inside my brain, you’d see a DOS prompt and the message Bad command or filename. So it’s only natural that I stayed safely within the Windows world.

So. I have an old Pentium and Red Hat Linux. Let’s see what this penguin can do.

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Spam of the day

One can never have enough spam. That’s why I thought I’d start sharing some. This example of spammy goodness comes from matt@hotmail.com (bots, please add that to your mailing list):

Stop Harrasing Creditor Calls

When you get a creditor call, do you harrass them? Well stop it! They have feelings too, you know.

Ceçi n’est pas un Ginger

Ceçi n'est pas un GingerRumours say that Dean Kamen’s famous Segway Human Transporter actually isn’t the same as his much-hyped, mysterious invention code-named Ginger.

I have to admit, I was hooked when I first heard about this mysterious Ginger invention that Steve Jobs raved about. I swallowed the hype whole without chewing when I heard people raving that the top-secret invention would revolutionize the world. Such things spark the imagination until it’s fairly burning with excitment over… whatever-it-is.

And then… nothing. Just as Ginger was dropping completely out of the public’s consciousness, Kamen reveals the Segway scooter. It’s a nifty gadget, alright. I’d love to take one out for a spin, but it’s hardly going to revolutionize anything.

So now there are murmurs that Ginger is not the Segway scooter after all. Sorry, Kamen. Don’t care.

I suspect that Ginger is actually a new technique to piss off a lot of people over nothing.