When (penguin) searches go terribly wrong

I seem to be one of the Internet’s foremost experts on penguins, according to the search engines. Here are some of the penguin-related search requests I’ve had:

  • naked penguins
  • phobias penguins
  • photos of chubby penguins
  • lear about penguins
  • roast penguin recipe
  • penguins insanity
  • funky penguins
  • penguin belly ring

At least there were fewer requests this month for pictures of naked people.

If you’re here looking for ‘chunkylover53@aol.com’…

Over the last few days, my web site traffic has just about tripled. Why? Two reasons.

  • First, I mentioned Premier Campbell’s arrest in Maui. Google now considers me a leading authority on the subject, and sends people here looking for Campbell mug shot t-shirts.
  • Second, I foolishly mentioned that Homer Simpson’s e-mail address was “chunkylover53@aol.com”. I’ve had dozens of request for that alone. Doh!! If you’re reading this to find out what the scoop is on Homer’s e-mail, then according to Darren, who e-mailed me today, there’s an autoreply set up on that account to send back “Hello Internet Nerd”. My mesage just bounced, to my great disappointment. I would have like to get in touch with Homer, but I’m sure he’s a busy guy now that his e-mail’s public knowledge.

So if you arrived here looking for Gordon or Homer, you’re barking up the wrong tree. But feel free to browse around the site.

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It has come to my attention that my site is lacking in penguin-related content. Allow me to rectify this problem:

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That is all. Thank you and have a pleasant evening.

So long…

…and thanks for all the fish.

I’ve been at this weblog since July, and I’ve had fun with it, but now I’m calling it quits. I ran out of words.

If you have been reading regularly, thanks for taking part and leaving comments! You’ll be sure to see me pop up in the comments on other people’s blogs, too.

And now I’m off to rejoin my adoptive family of penguins.

Cheerio and toodle-pip!

– S.

Ack

It’s a pretty sad state of things when I’m bored enough to plant silly messages in people’s referrer logs.