Tragedy strikes at home of virtual vehicle designer

VANCOUVER — Tragedy struck in the early hours of the morning, when an unexpected death occurred in the home of virtual vehicle designer, Cubey Terra. Shortly after 8:00am, Terra’s coffee maker expired, depriving the entire household — namely Cubey Terra — of coffee.

“It was horrible,” said Terra, “When I found it, it was just cold to the touch. Quite dead.”

No cause for the coffee maker’s sudden death is certain, but the investigator on the scene suspects a failure in the heating element. Foul play has not yet been ruled out.

The coffee maker had been in continuous daily use since only August 28, 2005 — less than a single year. A memorial service will be held for the coffee maker later today, after a quick trip to Canadian Tire for a new one.

Having a friend for lunch

Ever wondered… What is it like to eat someone?

Well the wondering is over! HuFu imitates the texture and flavour of human flesh. Great for those vegetarian cannibals on your Christmas list!

Link: Eat Hufu

No black coffee for me

I have begun to take a more serious interest in my health and eating well. For example, I now try to park my car at least a couple of blocks away from the office for the exercise. And although I still don’t eat breakfast, I take a moment to add half-and-half cream to my coffee, for the nutritional value.

Vancouver… in the tasty new smoky flavour!

My drive to the cubicle farm this morning was a smoky one, due to a massive fire that’s burning out of control in the Burns Bog in Delta, BC, just southeast of Vancouver. The air smells and tastes like peat smoke, and ash is falling to the ground as far away as downtown Vancouver. As I crossed the bridge to Richmond, I saw the massive column of smoke that’s rising from Delta. The very thing that has made peat such a valued fuel for thousands of years is going to make this one hard to put out — they say that bog fires burn slowly, and underground, so that even if it looks like it’s out, it may smoulder for weeks and even flare up again.

On the bright side, smokers stepping outside for a puff can spend less on cigarettes now.

Link: CKNW.com: Fire Threatens Portions of Burns Bog