I am a complete, blithering idiot

In a startling revelation today, I suddenly understood why my Cormorant and Tigershark suffered from a strange bug that I’d been unable to fix. The fix was so astoundingly simple, but the results so dramatic, that I can’t believe this never occurred to me before.

The upshot of this all is that 1) Tigershark and Cormorant are both available in version 2.0.1 and they fly smooth as silk now, and 2) I am a complete blithering idiot.

I’ll try to send out the fix to everyone who bought a copy of 2.0.1. If you don’t receive one today, please IM me.

Better, stronger, blimpier

Once I start revising old aircraft it’s just so tempting to move on to the next one. I’ll update one plane with all the latest gadgets and gewgaws I know, then I look at the plane next to it and think… well, it can’t be that hard to fix up that one too. And when I’m finished that, I’ll start eyeing the rest of the lineup. Before I know it I’m on a rampage, ripping apart my old stuff and plugging in new and interesting bits and pieces of script, textures, and sounds.

Remember the Cormorant? That was supposed to be a minor upgrade. Weeks later, I have two completely revised planes. That would have been the end of it if someone hadn’t reminded me how much work the airship needed. So for the last couple of days, I touched up the airship and added some nifty new stuff, slimmed the hull, retextured, and streamlined the scripts. The result is Terra Airship 4.

Terra Airship 4... better, stronger, blimpier

So that’s my weekend gone.

On another note, I was happy to learn that I won the draw for a pewter Second Life pendant. I’m looking forward to getting that in the mail. I hope it has a good bling script in it. Does pewter count as bling?

A tale of two planes

It was almost a year ago that I made my first submersible airplane, the Cormorant. I followed that up almost immediately by a two-seat plane — the Tigershark. The Tigershark was essentially a wider version of the Cormorant with a handful of nice extras.

So when I finished the Cormorant 2 last week, I thought to myself… “Hey.” Then I thought to myself, “Why don’t you make a new Tigershark too?” And after that I thought to myself, “Why am I having conversations with myself?” And I didn’t know the answer to that.

Over the last few days, with helpful input from several SL Flying Corps pilots, I’ve worked at modifying the Cormorant into a two-seater as I did last time. It’s lengthened and widened to include a tail gunner’s position.

Two planes: Cormorant 2 and Tigershark 2 (beta)
Cormorant 2 (left) and Tigershark 2 beta (right)

I have to say, this plane kicks serious ass in a TCS dogfight. In a few test battles yesterday, Rei Kuhr quickly mastered the split-second timing needed to fire a fixed-aim tailgun and took out several attackers. If anyone got on our six, they were toast.

So… two planes, both similar but different. Cormorant 2 is smaller (cheaper), seats one, and has one gun. Tigershark 2 is larger, seats two, has two guns, and has a nifty paint job. With luck and lots more testing, I should have Tigershark 2 done by the weekend. Take your pick!

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Just wibbling about

If there’s proof that Second Life is not a game, but a virtual world, it lies in the fact that I just spent my entire week doing chores. I tended to rental units, put finishing touches on the passenger terminal, updated my hot air balloon, and… well I did a bunch of other things too, but I can’t remember. Oh, yes… I did some touch-ups on this website too. I’m hoping to add a help section soon, where I’ll post how-to info and FAQs.

The highlight of my week was revisiting the hot air balloon. This has got to be one of my favourite vehicles. I dropped by the Welcome Area several times and picked up random avatars for an aerial tour of the city and surrounding sims. And thanks to a new feature in the balloon, I was able to hand off the controls to passengers for a bit while I enjoyed the scenery and conversation.

And back in Abbotts, the aerodrome’s new passenger terminal is just about done. The last coat of paint is just drying, and the new one-hour parking lot is open. That’s right, park your vehicle in front of Abbotts Aerodrome for up to an hour while you skydive or fly, or whatever. Drop by to take a peek.