Surreal match-up of the year

Washingtonpost.com reports that Quentin Tarantino, director of several ultra-violent action movies, will appear in a Muppet-filled Disney remake of “The Wizard of Oz”. Have the producers at Disney been hitting the bong a little too hard? This has got to be the most surreal match-up ever conceived.

I can’t wait for the scene where a jumpsuit-clad Miss Piggy disembowels the flying monkeys, while Kermit grabs a straight razor and goes medieval on the wicked witch.

Link: Washingtonpost.com: Reservior Frogs: Kermit and Tarantino Join Forces

Aerodrome news: club reno and A.I.

Renovations have begun on the Aerodrome’s level 4. The stodgy “Aerodrome Club” is being temporarily transformed into a hip dance club for DJ Lola Bombay’s big debut. More on that event later in the week. Inside, the windows are blacked out and spinning lights hung around the DJ setup, and we’ve added a new lobby.

Renovations have begun at the Aerodrome Club

Also at the Aerodrome, various visitors have been startled to see a gigantic 737 airliner barelling down the runway towards them. Apotheus Silverman has implemented what I suspect is the first stage of a grand plan for A.I. planes that fly around the world.

Apotheus Silverman's 737

For now, the planes rez at the west end of the runway, take off, and fly a short distance into the neighbouring sim. Refreshments will not be served on this flight.

A flight into space

Yesterday I began to think about space. Although I’d ventured to relatively high altitudes, I’d never been to space. In a vehicle, the highest you can go is the mysterious vehicle barrier at 4,096 meters, where all vehicles mysteriously vanish. I’d flown with a flight-assist device to about 10,000 meters once, but rumours say that there’s something strange far, far above the hills of Second Life. Some say there’s a region where physics are not the same, and where distortions in space-time lead to insanity… and death.

I had to find out if these rumours were true. I strapped on my “skydiving badge” for lift and wore some clothing appropriate to a trip into space — my Starfleet uniform. My destination: one million meters above the ground.

All the way to 750,000 meters over Abbotts Aerodrome, the ascent was fairly predictable. As the ground fell farther away over this flat land, a strange band of darkness developed between the edge of the ground and where the sky began. Overhead the sun was bright, and the sky a dark blue.

750,000 meters: nothing unexpected so far

Then, suddenly, there was a change. At about 768,000 meters, the sky and ground vanished, thrusting me into utter darkness. My avatar began to shake violently and became somewhat distorted.

At about 768,000 meters, I noticed something strange

I put on my flight jacket, partly to keep out the cold, but also for comfort. Up here, I was utterly alone and in the dark. After a while, the shaking stopped, and everything took on an eerie silence as I watched the digits on my altimeter rush towards one million.

I had made it to my target. I was one million meters above Abbotts Aerodrome, although not quite in the same shape as when I left it.

My return to the ground was less dignified. I flew into Cordova and began to fall. Impatient to reach the ground, I re-logged to find my avatar lying on a Cordova hillside in a puddle of its own blood. No matter. I have seen space, the final frontier.

Wi-Fi hotspot map of Vancouver

I’m becoming more interested in these elusive wireless “hotspots” where you can surf the web wirelessly. It sounds like an intriguing idea, but just how many hotspots are there in my neighbourhood?

I found one site (jiwire.com) that not only lists them, but allows me to search for hotspots near my current location and show them on a map. How cool is that? Here’s an example of the results you get, displayed in a MapQuest map:

By the looks of it, a lot of really nice hangouts in Vancouver still don’t have wireless. Also, there are at least a couple of hotspots that I know of that aren’t on that map.

Does anyone know of a more complete, searchable hotspot map for Vancouver?

Prognostic

At BoingBoing today, they note that a Hong Kong company has created a virtual girlfriend for your cellphone. It struck me, as I read this, how similar it is to an idea that appears in Adrian Bedford‘s novel Orbital Burn.

Unlike the sophisticated AI described by Adrian, the cell-phone AI is mostly designed to part lonely geeks from their money:

If players neglect her, she will refuse to speak.

The company says the amount of money players will have to spend has yet to be determined.

But unlike other computer games, it seems that cash, not skill, will enable players to climb the different levels in the game. *

Link: BoingBoing: Virtual Cellular Girlfriend

Link: BBC Hong Kong: HK firm develops cyber girlfriend