Victoria’s van

Another writing exercise from a café from when I worked on the Victoria and the Secrets website. All characters and events are purely fictionalized. Caution: This post contains strong language.

Burning VW VanThe summer of ’61 was a long one for Victoria and the Secrets. That was the year that their tour bus — an old VW camper van — caught fire under suspicious circumstances while stopping for gas in San Antonio, Texas. In retrospect, the suspicious circumstances weren’t necessarily suspicious, but highly irregular. While Adrienne and Victoria were inside picking up snacks for the next leg of their trip, Patrick fueled the bus, and somehow completely failed to notice the sudden appearance of several emptied gas cans in the parking lot.

To be fair, gas cans at a gas station aren’t in themselves suspicious, so there was no actual reason why Patrick should have even batted an eye. A nose, though, he should have batted, if it can be said that anyone can bat anything other than an eye, a baseball, or a mobile. Unnoticed as he gripped the nozzle, fighting away the waves of fatigue that blurred his view of the spinning digits on the pump, was a rising smell of gasoline. A smell stronger than usual.

Continue reading “Victoria’s van”

SL aircraft makers, let’s get back to basics

Warning: What follows is purely for a Second Life audience. All others, flee now while you still can.

I have an idea, but I’d like to introduce it by rewinding back to the start, where virtual flight began in Second Life.

When I first logged into Second Life in 2003, aircraft were rare things in the virtual sky. There was one airport on the grid — Gray Airfield — and it was populated with flight enthusiasts who struggled to create airplanes that flew at all realistically. Borrowing the words of Douglas Adams, they were almost, but not quite entirely, unlike planes.

Continue reading “SL aircraft makers, let’s get back to basics”

Yellow wires

Random writing from a café.

Yellow wiresAll of the wires were yellow. Yellow!

They said to cut the grey wire and definitely not the blue, yellow, or green wires, or there would be dire consequences. Dire, as in he’d be instantly vaporized kind of dire.

Ted leaned back against the cold, damp wall, feeling the confinement of the concrete access tube. His only source of light — a light-emitting tube — flickered its sickly yellow light for a heart-stopping moment. In its tired glow, all colours were yellow.

“Well, fuck,” Ted observed. He glanced at his wrist clock. The countdown showed 126 seconds. Time enough. He could wait. In the last seconds, a random guess and a cut wire would either end it or not. Eight wires. 12.5 percent chance of surviving to be a hero.

And an 87.5 percent chance of instantly turning himself and half the city into a ball of searing plasma.

Ted exhaled heavily, his pressure suit creaking around his ribs.

Continue reading “Yellow wires”

Is Second Life safe?

While meandering the time-sucking pages if Reddit, I found this question and video posted by Luca Grabacr, who noticed that when she Googled the phrase “is second life”, the top auto-complete option was “safe”. Is Second Life safe?

Second Life has been crippled by sensationalist articles written by outlets pushing juicy, sex-filled content as click-bait. But is that an accurate depiction of the popular online virtual world? Is Second Life safe?

Is the Internet safe? Is the web safe?

As Second Life is an open platform on the Internet with user-created content, you’d expect to see about the same proportion of “unsafe” to “safe” content that we see out on the web. Does that expectation match up to reality?

A very large portion of the web is devoted entirely to “adult content” websites (pornography, violence, gore, and other non-G-rated material), but do articles about the web usually lead with stories about the darker content, or do they lead with how useful the web is for communication, education, and commerce?

Linden Lab — the company that runs Second Life — exercises controls over what kind of content appears in Second Life through user-sourced reports. Users see adult or unsafe content outside of designated areas, and they send a report to Linden Lab with the expectation that Linden staff will remove the content and possibly suspend the culprit. In this way, Second Life ends up being more controlled than the rest of the Internet in general. Even regions rated with an A for “adult content” may or may not actually contain any unsafe material. The owners may simply want to restrict access to adults.

Given that the vast majority of Second Life content contains no nudity, sexual content, or explicit violence, why is Second Life’s legacy so tainted when the web’s reputation is largely positive?

Back when I started making stuff for Second Life, I told a friend about my work in the virtual world. He said —and I quote — “Isn’t that some kind of kinky sex simulator?” His only exposure to Second Life had been through articles that hunted down and inevitably found lascivious screen shots for their click-bait news sites. Sex sells, and flying with friends over a simulated ocean in a hot air balloon isn’t newsworthy. I get it.

That’s the legacy that Second Life users have to deal with now. I’ve spent over a decade making aircraft, parachutes, and various gadgets for Second Life. When I log in, it’s extremely unusual for me to see any adult content. Sure, if I looked for it, I’d find it, but then, what happens when you Google “nude”? See? Porn! The world wide web is more of a “kinky sex simulator” than Second Life.

Is Second Life safe? Well, it’s definitely safer than the rest of the Internet.

Splat

While weeding my Second Life inventory, I found Terra Windrider — the hot air balloon I made in 2006. It’s totally obsolete now, of course, being made entirely out of prims rather than sculpts or mesh. And I stumbled on a little easter egg I’d totally forgotten about.

The result of the inexplicable "drop" command.
The result of the inexplicable “drop” command.

If you say “drop”, Windrider drops a penguin over the side. Splat. I honestly have no idea why I thought it was a reasonable feature to include. It’s so completely random.