Poutine-on-a-stick… with bacon!

As it’s Canada Day weekend, I thought it would be appropriate to prepare one of Canada’s favourite dishes. It’s the dish that originated in Quebec, is beloved by pub-goers all across Canada, and reviled by cardiologists everywhere. The dish is the magnificent poutine.

Poutine
Prelude to a heart attack.

Poutine is beautiful in its simplicity. Dump some crispy fries on a plate, top them with cheese curds, and pour gravy or other sauce over top. What it lacks in beauty, it makes up for in flavour. And grease. And salt. And arterial blockages.

Cheese curds from Quebec
These cheese curds are from Quebec, apparently.

To construct this cheesy concoction, I enlisted one of Canada’s leading experts on poutine, Chef Stacie Bee. I checked her credentials, and she has, in fact, not only been to Montréal, but has also actually eaten poutine. Furthermore, Stacie is an expert not only in poutine, but also in bacon, which became a small but vital component in our construction.

Stacie chops bacon into bits
Chef Stacie transforms bacon into bacon bits. Note the bacon wristwatch, which can only be worn by a truly accomplished culinary expert in bacon.

As culinary experts agree, any food is made better by putting it on a stick: pizza on a stick; fries and bacon on a stick; spaghetti and meatballs on a stick; scorpion, seahorse, and silkworm larvae on sticks; and more! As chef and author, Anthony Bourdain, is fond of saying, everything tastes better on a stick.

And this is how Chef Stacie and I decided to prepare… poutine-on-a-stick.

Ingredients:

  • Crispy french fries
  • Cheese curds
  • Gravy or poutine sauce (fresh is best, but we used powder)
  • Delicious, crispy bacon
Poutine-on-a-stick under construction
Poutine-on-a-stick under construction

Preparation:

  1. Put fries and curds on the stick.
  2. Put sauce on the stick.
  3. Sprinkle bacon bits on the stick.

The finished product:

Behold the majesty that is POUTINE-ON-A-STICK!
Behold the majesty that is POUTINE-ON-A-STICK!

TerraVend system is offline

If you own and operate a TerraVend vendor, you may have noticed that it’s switched itself off. This is because there is a communication problem between the system’s in-world server and the web server side of things. In short: It’s borked.

I’m looking into possible ways to fix this, but until then I hope I can ask for your patience. Sorry for any inconvenience.

If you’re looking to try or buy Terra products, you can still do that at Abbotts Aerodrome!

Chocolate-covered bacon… on a stick

Truly, there is no meat more delicious than thick-cut bacon, and no sweet no richer than pure, dark chocolate. What meat-and-sweet pairing could be more natural than to combine the two?

Today, I did it. I brought pig and chocolate together in a sweet and salty chocomeatgasm. On a stick.

Ingredients:

Ingredients for chocolate-covered bacon
Only 3 ingredients for the greatest food on earth
  • 15 oz semi-sweet dark chocolate
  • 4 oz white chocolate
  • 15 strips of thick-cut bacon
  • bamboo skewers

Preparation:

Uncooked bacon on skewers
OK, admittedly at this stage it looks a little gross
  1. Soak the bamboo skewers for a while, then skewer the bacon.
  2. Put them on a rack in a roasting pan for 30 minutes at 350F until crispy.
  3. Remove from oven and let them cool.
  4. Melt the dark chocolate and smear it liberally on the bacon until no meat is showing through.
  5. Put the skewers in the fridge until the chocolate sets.
  6. Melt the white chocolate and drizzle lightly over the dark chocolate.
  7. Put the skewers back in the fridge until it sets.

The result:

Cubey's chocolate-covered bacon
Mmm. Chocobacon.

Gridquakes and new coastline

As many of you have noticed, this week’s “gridquakes” have brought with them some extraordinary changes to the geography west of Abbotts. The Linden-owned sandboxes, which have been a fixture since 2004, slid west to unite with Sandbox Island. In their place is a new waterway and a baroque coastline worthy of Slartibartfast himself. If you’re ever pining for fjords, now you can fly west from Abbotts and follow the coast all the way to Nova Albion and beyond to Bay City.

New coastline
Exploring the new coastline south of the City of Nexus Prim in Gibson

With the removal of the sandboxes and ridge that separated them from Abbotts, now we can perform proper approaches to runway 9.

Final approach to Abbotts Aerodrome
Making the final approach to runway 9 at Abbotts Aerodrome

Of course, wide swaths of new ocean are perfect for Second Life’s sailing enthusiasts, and some have already approached me to ask about my plans for Abbotts regarding sailing. Since Abbotts Aerodrome’s founding in 2004, it’s been our policy to allow anyone to rez any kind of vehicle. So our marina in the northwest corner of Abbotts is, as always, open to the public for launching their boats on their way into the new southwest passage. It’s not a big marina, so giant yachts won’t fit, but we’ll certainly let you temporarily place smaller vessels.

It’s almost the weekend, which means I’ll have some time to upgrade the Abbotts marina to accommodate the sudden increase in demand. I hope to see you out on the water and in the sky in our new seaway.

First Terra aircraft in OpenSim

Well, I’ve done it. In fact, it was absurdly easy to do. I brought my first Terra aircraft into OpenSim.

My first object imported to OpenSim from Second Life

The Imprudence viewer exported the biplane model as XML, minus any textures I didn’t actually own (I’m not sure which those would be, since I textured this myself). Then I ran Sim-on-a-Stick, logged in with Imprudence and imported the XML. Over a period of about 30 seconds, I watched Imprudence assemble the plane in pieces — all 248 of them and all textured correctly. Proof of concept: Now I can start migrating my content away from Second Life.

Just to be perfectly clear, I’m not abandoning Second Life. I just think that it’s good to have a lifeboat available if the Titanic goes down.

UPDATE: After playing around with Imprudence in Second Life for a bit, I find that I can export almost nothing, because there’s always at least one part of the model or textures that have someone else as the “creator”, even if that name is my own alt account. What I need is a viewer that ignores the creator tag. Without that, all of my content is stuck in SL.