Cubey brand hover pods

One of the things I enjoy most about the game Second Life is the ability to design objects in 3-D and then interact with them. I’ve built theatres (of course) and held events. I’ve built pianos. Jets. Weapons. Even penguins.

My latest obsession is to design hovering vehicles that speed over the land and “turbo jump” to insane heights. Over the last few weeks, I’ve sold or given away dozens of these “Hover Pods” to other Second Life players. I always get a kick out of seeing another player speed past me in one of my pods. I even built a shop from which to sell these things.

This, I think, is part of the appeal of the new breed of MMOGs (Massively Multiplayer Oline Games)… anything you create can be shared with other players. It’s a socially-oriented environment, rather than an insular environment like offline games. Sure, I could get a copy of a 3-D design program and build vehicles and buildings, and it would probably render better quality images than Second Life can. But I wouldn’t be able to walk around inside those buildings with other people, and actually use them. When you design offline, a 3-D model of a car is just a 3-D picture. In the game, it’s actually used and enjoyed as a car.

I never thought that playing this game would turn me into a car salesman. I’d rather just give these things away, but the economics of the game demand that I pay taxes on the land that I own.

I’ll get tired of it soon and do something else, but until then, have a look at some of my designs.

I should mention that, to make a functioning vehicle, the 3-D model has to build with fewer than 31 primitives. A primitive is the basic building block of 3-D models and come in these shapes: cube (pyramid), sphere, cone (cylinder), tetrahedron, and torus. Click the links to view the images, then click Back in your browser to return here.

Next big project: stop playing this bloody game.

No hoodie for Cubey

As I might have mentioned earlier, Blogger kindly sent a free Blogger hooded sweatshirt to all Blogger Pro users.

Mine was shipped last week. Unfortunately, FedEx only delivers in the daytime. When they couldn’t deliver it during the day (when I’m at work), rather than holding it for pickup, they destroyed it.

Yes, they promise “The World On Time”, or they’ll destroy your package. Guaranteed.

Sonnet #2: When in this smelly takeout stand…

With lashings of apologies to William Shakespeare, here is my sonnet number two:

When, in this smelly takeout stand with flies,

I all alone will eat the tofu plate

And forgo beef heaven and the soggy fries

And look upon my belt and all I ate,

Wishing me like to one with fish to cope,

Feasting like him, on tuna maki, pressed,

Desiring this ham sandwich that I could ope’,

With what is most unhealthy, not possess’d;

Yet in these food fairs that I have been prizing,

Hap’ly I think on cheese, the cracker’s mate,

Like to the oozing lava that’s arising

From bubbling platters from the oven’s gate;

For thy deep-dish pizza such health brings

That then I have to loose my sweatpants strings.

Sonnet #1: Shall I compare thee…

It has occurred to me that I don’t write enough poetry. To rectify this woeful situation, I have decided to compose a series of sonnets. I’ll stop at the first fatality.

Shall I compare thee to a stilton cheese?

Thou art more fragrant and more likely to melt:

Rough wax does bind the squishy lumps of grease,

And rounds of curds do fill the bloated belt:

Sometime too hot the oven glows,

And often is the pale complexion burned;

And other cheeses melt into wet floes,

By broilers or the bubbly pastas churned,

But thy eternal cheddars are not fatty

Nor lose the lovely waxiness thou ownest;

Nor shall Ronald use you on a patty

When in the line-up at McD’s thou groanest.

So long as cows do milk or goats can baa,

So long lives this, and this makes you go “AAAAA!”

Keeping tabs on you at the bar

Vancouver bars and pubs are collaborating to install a new database system that tracks the actions of individual patrons. Customers will be photographed and their driver’s license scanned, and a complete record of their purchases and behaviour will be recorded in a shared database.

Bar and pub owners are thrilled that the system helps them identify undesirable customers: staff can enter comments about customers that’s available to all participating establishments. Patrons are worried that it violates their right to privacy.

Once this system is in place, it will be impossible to meet friends at the pub without having the event recorded.

I have some questions about the system, such as:

  • If you don’t have a driver’s license or refuse to let it be swiped, will you be refused service?
  • If you don’t leave a large enough tip, will that lead to a bad rating in the system?
  • Who has access to the database now? And in the future, will the police and government demand access to your records?
  • If you refuse to participate as a patron, does *that* event get entered and forwarded to police?
  • If you visit (the fictitious) “Joe’s Pub” with a friend, then down the road it turns out that it’s also frequented by criminals, does that implicate you, because you were once a patron too?
  • When you can’t even visit the local pub without an organization tracking your movements, isn’t that a police state?

The fact is, the more information there is about people, the more it will be abused. The myriad bits of information that’s collected about you may be harmless by itself (after all, you’re not hiding anything, right?), but there are people who will intentionally or unintentionally use the information against you.

Facts can be misinterpreted. Wrong conclusions can be drawn from innocent data. Decisions can be made against you based on faulty interpretations of the recorded events in your life.

So the next time you’re at the pub with friends, if the serving staff asks to photograph you and scan your driver’s license, don’t do it. Their invasive system won’t work if patrons refuse to cooperate.

Link: High-tech targets bad bar customers