At times like these, the song “Anything Goes” springs to mind :
Anything goes in.
Anything goes out!
Fish, bananas, old pyjamas,
Mutton! Beef! and Trout!
Anything goes in…
(Repeat until ears fall off)
That, of course, isn’t the Cole Porter version, but the one penned by Terry Jones of Monty Python. Very a propos.