Specifically, my bootless cries are something like this: “Ow!”, “Argh!”, “Aaa!!”
Today, for the first time in… well, a very long time… I’m wearing shoes. Ordinarily I wear boots. Today, however, I am without boots. Bootless, you might even say.
They just weren’t fashionable anymore. The days of Doc Martens have come and gone, but I stuck with them, just because they were so comfey. But now I can’t continue… Docs are no longer sold in Canada. It’s a tragedy for fashion holdbacks like me.
Today I’m wearing a new pair of shoes. They hurt my feet. And my ankes feel so naked. Worse still, now I have to make sure that I wear the right colour of socks, whatever that is.
Terrible.
Oh Docs, why have you forsaken me?