Over at And for my next trick, Townie has written an A to Z of her past weeks. I thought I’d steal her idea and do one of my own. Anyone else want to do the same?
So here it is… the a to z of end of line (and I should remind everyone that because I’m north of the 49th parallel, “Z” is pronounced “zed”):
A is for ale, of which I drink many.
B is for burgers, but I haven’t had any.
C is for car, which is getting quite smelly.
D is for doughnuts that squirt cherry jelly.
E is for end of line, now going strong.
F is for fone, which I always spell wrong.
G is for GroupWise’s dependable crash.
H is for Honda, which eats all my cash.
I is for Internet, rotting my brain.
J is for jelly, a setting red stain.
K is for Konica taking a pic.
L is for lunch, which made me feel sick.
M is for monitor, the new one I bought.
N is for negative, the cashflow I’ve got.
O is for octopus, also called “tako”.
P is for pamplemousse as a nice snack-o.
Q is for quickly, which is how fast I type.
R is for relentlessly writing this tripe.
S is for Shabusen all-you-can-eat.
T is for tofu in place of red meat.
U is for uselessly writing this list.
V is for valuing all the time missed.
W is for walking along the sea wall.
X is for xerography to copy it all.
Y is for yearning for summer to come.
Z is for Zoodles, and this list is dumb.