A startling revelation

So I was gazing out the window, thinking about cloud formations and munching on “zesty cheese” flavour nachos, when an amazing idea struck me. I now know the answer. The big one. I now know that the only way to bring about lasting world peace is– Oh, hold on. I have a call on my cell phone…

OK, I’m back. So… where was I? Hmm… my memory really isn’t what it used to be. Oh well.

Mmm. Cheesy nachos.