To the gentleman on the sixth floor who prefers to use the middle urinal:
- Given the choice of three available urinals, why do you use the middle one? Do you really like standing shoulder-to-shoulder when you pee?
- Next time you go to the loo, please step forward another four inches because you’re leaving a disgusting puddle on the floor. I’d expect better aim from a drunk, one-armed chimp with an inner-ear disorder.
That is all.