McBabel

While ordering a McEvil McBreakfast at McDonald’s this morning:

CASHIER: Hi. Can I take your order please?

CUBICLE DWELLER: Yes, I’d like a BLT bagel meal to go, please. With black coffee.

CASHIER: Is that the meal or just the bagel?

CUBICLE DWELLER: The meal. With black coffee.

CASHIER: Would you like to Super Size that?

CUBICLE DWELLER: No.

CASHIER: With cream or sugar?

CUBICLE DWELLER: No. Black, please.

CASHIER: And will that be for here or to go?