Recovering from TV addiction (continued)

Day 8: At a time like this, I am reminded of the ancient Roman proverb, Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.

My technique of looking through the cardboard surrogate TV seems to be working just fine. I even simplified things by wearing the TV on my head and looking out through the screen-hole. Now everything is on TV!

So now I’m making my own TV adaptation of The Two Towers. I wear the TV on my head and read the paperback. It’s very low-budget, but the production quality is incredible. It looks just the way I imagined it.