Congratulate me. According to Google, I am now the world’s foremost authority on the McDonald’s “Hockey Hero Sandwich“.
For those who haven’t read the original post that brought me this notoriety, this burger is a cow’s nightmare. There’s about as much processed cheese and cow matter as one can fit between two halves of a bun, and I suspect that the lettuce shreds and tomato are just a formality to keep up appearances. As for the bun, it’s a nuisance too, as it detracts from the purity of the meat-and-cheese experience. Admittedly, it does perform the valuable function of keeping your hands free of dripping grease.
Although I’ve never tried one, I can’t dispute Google’s decision in the matter. This is a heavy responsibility (and a heavy burger) and I will carry the burden with pride. So go ahead, ask me anything at all about the Hockey Hero Sandwich.