I am the cubicle-meister

Google has done it again. Not even a month after I became the world’s leading authority on the “Hockey Hero Sandwich”, Google has identified me as the world’s leading authority on the cubicle as well.

This explains why each day I get a dozen or so visits from people searching for “cubicle”. It doesn’t, however, explain why people are searching for “cubicle” in the first place. Do they want to know what it is? Do they want to buy one? Or do they get excited by pictures of cubicles? I’ve heard of that, you know. Sick, sick, sick people.

While I can’t offer any titillating photos of cubicles, I’d be glad to share my wealth of cubicle-related knowledge by answering questions. So if you arrived here looking for “cubicle”, ask away! I’ll do my best to provide an answer that will be universally recognized as a response to a question.