Agent Q

Message from headquarters:

At 1730 hours, be at the rendezvous coordinates to make contact with Agent Q. From there you will proceed with the mission: locate and demolish the best beer in the city. You and Q are mission experts now. With a little luck and your instincts, you may come out of this with only a headache in the morning.

This tape will self-destruct in five hours. (We had some budget cuts at headquarters.)