A is for ASCII chart pinned to my wall
B is for boredom of reading this all
C is for carpels repeating the strain
D is for drugs to deal with the pain
E is for eating my lunch in my cube
F is for food that could come from a tube
G is for grammar which are my best things
H is for hating my phone when it rings
I is for Internet surfing at lunch
J is for jotting down notes as I munch
K is korrecting my speling misteaks
L is for learning how RoboHelp breaks
M is mechanically editing text
N is for noodles I dropped on my chest
O is for opening up a new file
P is for putting it off for a while
Q is the quagmire of project delays
R is for RSI — hurts more these days
S is for sitting and staring at this
T is for typing a very long list
U is for Unicode text on the screen
V is for virtually nothing I’ve seen
W is for wobbling, broken old chair
X is for x-rays for falling off there
Y is for yesterday’s deadline that’s passed
Z is for reaching the end at long last.