I watched Quentin Tarantino’s ultra-violent “Kill Bill, Vol. 1” on video last night. As I watched, these thoughts occurred to me:
- Of any movie I have ever seen, “Kill Bill” has by far the most gratuitously gory, sickening violence.
- The body count is higher than any martial-arts themed movie I’ve seen. Then again, I may have miscounted — some of the bodies were in several pieces. (shudder)
- Lucy Liu looks really hot… until her brain is exposed. All I can say is that she’ll need a serious comb-over to hide that.
- If “Kill Bill, Vol. 2” is more of the same, then I have absolutely no desire to see it.
- Uma Thurman has funny-looking toes.