The scourge banished

Remember those laundry detergent ads from the seventies and eighties in which an exhausted housewife would scrub her husband’s blue shirts in vain to remove the dreaded “ring-around-the-collar”? Those ads were broadcast often and repeatedly. Collar dirt must have been a serious problem back then.

But now, in the twenty-first century, we don’t see such ads anymore. Does this mean that we have finally beaten the scourge of ring-around-the-collar? This, surely, is proof of the betterment of mankind.