Cubey’s state of the lunch report

Given the choice between a dry, meager sandwich and the edible grease-sponges from McD’s, I usually go for the sandwich. Today, however, I took a risk and tried one of those new “deli” sandwiches. Supposedly, it’s better for you.

For some reason, I find that hard to believe. As far as I could tell, the buffalo chicken deli sandwich is just an elongated McChicken with mildly spicy sauce on it. Same wilted lettuce. Same greasy, processed chicken “meat”, but it’s sliced up to fit inside the bun.

I’m curious what other “deli” offerings they have. Maybe they’ll have a beef and cheese “deli” sandwich that’s an elongated Big Mac.

Of course, I didn’t expect any better. I just like the entertainment of finding out just how disappointed I’ll be with my insta-meal.