Welcome to PAIN. Muahahaha! This, of course, is part three of a too-many-part series of actual stinky poetry written by Second Lifers (see part 1 and part 2).
Back in late 2003 and early 2004, I hosted several poetry contests. The challenge: in only 15 minutes, and given eight random words to include, write a poem that’s so awful, your eyes bleed from the reading of it.
In today’s installment, we turn the wayback machine to November 4, 2003. The random words: deposit, dolly, erogenous, flipper, giggle, sublime, slimy, and tapestry.
Mistress Midnight
my life as a dolly
sure i giggle after the wiggle
you’ll see why they call me flipper
if you’re a good tipper.
pimp’s lookin for a deposit
so the ho boots are comin out of the closet
lookin up at your tapestry while lyin on my back
you paid $300 up front to get me in the sack
…this poem is crappy i cant get erogenous in it
i dont think im gonna win it :(
Odalisque VonLenard
The slimy erogenous flipper
Left it’s sublime deposit
On the tapestry covered dolly
leaving her with a giggle
Kenzington Fairlight
take five in all your erogenous zones,
the second plateu and then i’ll bring it home
in a recent twelve day study it was found
it’s good for you to take more chocolate down
flipper can’t squeek these rimes like i do
he’s just too slimy, he hangs out in the…water.yeah!a tapestry of pre-pubescence is present
i was the dolly grip in a movie called “seven”
i practice tae chi so mind feels sublime
but when i giggle in class, it justs wastes time
channel 41 plays shows i like
i think i’m through killing the mic.
peace.
Hikaru Yamamoto
Little Molly loved her dolly
she would giggle and play every day
she was very erogenous about her dolly
but then it started to decay
it became all slimy and very grimy
it grew a flipper and became very chipper
it went off on its own along with a loan
and created company making tapestry
every day little molly got something from her dolly
but forgot to deposit and it lays in her closet
but she says with a chime “i am still sublime”
and stays that way to this very day.
Cienna Rand
Behold, the erogenous lass doth breath slow
For she shall deposit her endless treasure.
Upon the tapestry I lie
Awaiting my dolly, with baited breath.
My slimy stare watches her form.
Her flipper entrances me.
Forsooth, the sublime embrace takes us.
We shall giggle, giggle, and then giggle more
As we fade into the thingy.
Anaraxis Romulus
Dolly, my love
skin of rubber
big black eyes
with her erogenous flipperMakes me giggle
as she deposits
fresh fish…at my feetIs she dolphin
Is she human
Is she sublime
in a slimy Hollandaise SauceThis tapestry tells the tale
of my Dolly…
Erogenous, yes
Slimy…no…
Myradyl Muse
The tapestry of Ages
Rests slimy in the Deep,
Where giggles from a dolly
Resound through sublime Keep.
Within those ancient waters
Cavorts a porpoise, plump;
His flippers leave deposits
On erogenous fins and scales
To bring quiver to his lady,
The dolphin, Mitzy Grump.
Next time: more from Lordfly Digeridoo, Cienna Rand, and more! Oldbies, if you’d rather I didn’t publish your work, please contact me via my Linden dollar balance.