“… while Windows 98 installs on your computer.” Huh. The Linux installer didn’t want me to relax.
On the other hand, I’d hate to guess how many times I’ve seen these annoyingly-friendly screens. I think I’ve installed Windows (of any version) close to a hundred times. Literally.
I think of these installer sreens as an exercise in patience. It’s a chance to pause and reflect on things. Very zen.